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     <h1>Zeppo</h1>
-    <p class="subtitle">The Greatest Yinglet to Ever Squeak</p>
+    <p class="subtitle">The Greatest Yinglet to Ever Weh</p>
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         <div class="card">
           <span class="emoji">⚡</span>
           <h3>Unmatched Swagger</h3>
-          <p>Zeppo doesn't walk into a room — he arrives. Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high. He knows he's him.</p>
+          <p>Zeppo doesn't walk into a room — he arrives. Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high and shelltooth sharp. He knows he's him.</p>
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         <div class="card">
           <span class="emoji">🧠</span>
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
         <cite>— A Very Reliable Source</cite>
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       <div class="testimonial">
-        <p>"He once stared down a khert-hound and the hound blinked first. Legend."</p>
+        <p>"He once stared down a baxxid and the baxxid blinked first (even though it doesn't have eyelids). Legend."</p>
         <cite>— Witness</cite>
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       <div class="testimonial">
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           <span class="number">11/10</span>
           <span class="label">Whisker Rating</span>
         </div>
+        <div class="stat">
+          <span class="number">10 on the Mohs scale</span>
+          <span class="label">Shelltooth hardness</span>
+        </div>
         <div class="stat">
           <span class="number">0</span>
           <span class="label">Enemies (They All Folded)</span>
