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fix quote generation
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Stephen Tafoya
2026-06-11 02:03:15 -06:00
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@@ -5,12 +5,12 @@
'I have never met a yinglet with such presence.', 'I have never met a yinglet with such presence.',
'Zeppo is a force of nature wrapped in fur.', 'Zeppo is a force of nature wrapped in fur.',
'He once stared down a baxxid and the baxxid blinked first (even though it doesn\'t have eyelids).', 'He once stared down a baxxid and the baxxid blinked first (even though it doesn\'t have eyelids).',
'Legend.', 'Legend. Not the kind you hear about in stories \u2014 the kind that shows up, eats your snacks, and redefines what\u2019s possible before breakfast.',
'I asked him to tone it down and he toned it UP.', 'I asked him to tone it down and he toned it UP.',
'Respect.', 'Respect. Not the kind that\u2019s demanded \u2014 the kind that fills the room like smoke before anyone realizes they\u2019re breathing it in.',
'Zeppo doesn\'t walk into a room \u2014 he arrives.', 'Zeppo doesn\'t walk into a room \u2014 he arrives.',
'Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high and shelltooth sharp.', 'Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high and shelltooth sharp.',
'He knows he\'s him.', 'He knows he\u2019s him. Not in an arrogant way \u2014 in the way a river knows it flows, a fire knows it burns. Just fundamental self-awareness of greatness.',
'Wits sharper than a creystone blade.', 'Wits sharper than a creystone blade.',
'Zeppo could scheme his way out of any jam and still have time to steal your lunch.', 'Zeppo could scheme his way out of any jam and still have time to steal your lunch.',
'Despite being a tiny rodent-person, his heart is the size of a melon.', 'Despite being a tiny rodent-person, his heart is the size of a melon.',
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
'The universe literally cannot ignore him.', 'The universe literally cannot ignore him.',
'No throne needed. Zeppo rules through sheer force of personality.', 'No throne needed. Zeppo rules through sheer force of personality.',
'Say his name three times and he appears to judge you.', 'Say his name three times and he appears to judge you.',
'He once convinced a baxxid to pay \">him</i> protection money.', 'He once convinced a baxxid to pay him protection money.',
'Zeppo\'s tail has its own gravitational pull.', 'Zeppo\'s tail has its own gravitational pull.',
'He once won a staring contest with a sunrise.', 'He once won a staring contest with a sunrise.',
'Scholars study his whisker patterns. None can replicate them.', 'Scholars study his whisker patterns. None can replicate them.',
@@ -981,20 +981,7 @@
} }
function generateQuote() { function generateQuote() {
var count = Math.random() > 0.5 ? 2 : 1; var text = randomItem(fragments);
var selected = [];
var available = fragments.slice();
for (var i = 0; i < count && available.length > 0; i++) {
var idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * available.length);
selected.push(available.splice(idx, 1)[0]);
}
var text = selected.join(' ');
if (Math.random() > 0.3) {
var extra = randomItem(fragments);
if (selected.indexOf(extra) === -1) {
text += ' ' + extra;
}
}
var source = randomItem(sources); var source = randomItem(sources);
return { text: text, source: source }; return { text: text, source: source };
} }