fix quote generation
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@@ -5,12 +5,12 @@
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'I have never met a yinglet with such presence.',
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'Zeppo is a force of nature wrapped in fur.',
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'He once stared down a baxxid and the baxxid blinked first (even though it doesn\'t have eyelids).',
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'Legend.',
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'Legend. Not the kind you hear about in stories \u2014 the kind that shows up, eats your snacks, and redefines what\u2019s possible before breakfast.',
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'I asked him to tone it down and he toned it UP.',
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'Respect.',
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'Respect. Not the kind that\u2019s demanded \u2014 the kind that fills the room like smoke before anyone realizes they\u2019re breathing it in.',
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'Zeppo doesn\'t walk into a room \u2014 he arrives.',
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'Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high and shelltooth sharp.',
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'He knows he\'s him.',
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'He knows he\u2019s him. Not in an arrogant way \u2014 in the way a river knows it flows, a fire knows it burns. Just fundamental self-awareness of greatness.',
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'Wits sharper than a creystone blade.',
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'Zeppo could scheme his way out of any jam and still have time to steal your lunch.',
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'Despite being a tiny rodent-person, his heart is the size of a melon.',
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@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
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'The universe literally cannot ignore him.',
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'No throne needed. Zeppo rules through sheer force of personality.',
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'Say his name three times and he appears to judge you.',
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'He once convinced a baxxid to pay \">him</i> protection money.',
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'He once convinced a baxxid to pay him protection money.',
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'Zeppo\'s tail has its own gravitational pull.',
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'He once won a staring contest with a sunrise.',
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'Scholars study his whisker patterns. None can replicate them.',
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@@ -981,20 +981,7 @@
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}
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function generateQuote() {
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var count = Math.random() > 0.5 ? 2 : 1;
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var selected = [];
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var available = fragments.slice();
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for (var i = 0; i < count && available.length > 0; i++) {
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var idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * available.length);
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selected.push(available.splice(idx, 1)[0]);
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}
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var text = selected.join(' ');
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if (Math.random() > 0.3) {
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var extra = randomItem(fragments);
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if (selected.indexOf(extra) === -1) {
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text += ' ' + extra;
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}
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}
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var text = randomItem(fragments);
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var source = randomItem(sources);
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return { text: text, source: source };
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}
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