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HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Zeppo — The Greatest Yinglet Alive</title>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
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</head>
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<body>
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<header>
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<h1>Zeppo</h1>
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<p class="subtitle">The Greatest Yinglet to Ever Weh</p>
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</header>
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<main>
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<section class="hero">
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<div class="hero-text">
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<h2>He's Just <span class="glow">Him</span></h2>
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<p>Some yinglets are good. Some are great. And then there's Zeppo.</p>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="facts">
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<h2>Why Zeppo is the Best</h2>
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<div class="card-grid">
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">⚡</span>
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<h3>Unmatched Swagger</h3>
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<p>Zeppo doesn't walk into a room — he arrives. Whiskers perfectly groomed, tail held high and shelltooth sharp. He knows he's him.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">🧠</span>
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<h3>Galaxy Brain</h3>
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<p>Wits sharper than a creystone blade. Zeppo could scheme his way out of any jam and still have time to steal your lunch.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">❤️</span>
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<h3>Big Heart (Literally)</h3>
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<p>Despite being a tiny rodent-person, his heart is the size of a melon. Loyal, fierce, and ride-or-die for his crew.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">🦷</span>
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<h3>Magnificent Tooth</h3>
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<p>Name a better dental situation. You can't. That shelltooth has 10,000 PSI of pure charisma.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">🌪️</span>
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<h3>Chaos Magnet</h3>
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<p>Where Zeppo goes, adventure follows. Not always good adventure, but never boring. The universe literally cannot ignore him.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="card">
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<span class="emoji">👑</span>
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<h3>King Energy</h3>
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<p>No throne needed. Zeppo rules through sheer force of personality. Say his name three times and he appears to judge you.</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="testimonials">
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<h2>What Others Are Saying</h2>
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<div class="testimonial">
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<p>"I have never met a yinglet with such presence. Zeppo is a force of nature wrapped in fur."</p>
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<cite>— A Very Reliable Source</cite>
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</div>
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<div class="testimonial">
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<p>"He once stared down a baxxid and the baxxid blinked first (even though it doesn't have eyelids). Legend."</p>
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<cite>— Witness</cite>
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</div>
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<div class="testimonial">
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<p>"I asked him to tone it down and he toned it UP. Respect."</p>
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<cite>— Anonymous</cite>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="stats">
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<h2>Zeppo by the Numbers</h2>
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<div class="stat-grid">
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<div class="stat">
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<span class="number">100%</span>
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<span class="label">Pure Yinglet</span>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<span class="number">∞</span>
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<span class="label">Swagger Units</span>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<span class="number">11/10</span>
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<span class="label">Whisker Rating</span>
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</div>
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<div class="stat">
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<span class="number">0</span>
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<span class="label">Enemies (They All Folded)</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="conclusion">
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<h2>The Verdict</h2>
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<p>Zeppo is the GOAT. Well, GY — Greatest Yinglet. In a world full of yinglets, he's the one you'd want on your side, in your corner, and absolutely never playing cards against.</p>
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<p class="final">Zeppo. Believe the hype.</p>
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</section>
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</main>
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<footer>
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<p>Built with love and a healthy fear of Zeppo's judgment.</p>
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</footer>
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</body>
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</html>
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